None of us are virgins... life has screwed us all!!

Constipated people dont give a crap!

Once a very ugly man said
"Dang.. my beer gets more head then i do"

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Smile, It makes people wonder :)

"Hey I'm as normal as they get and this is a contest of freaks! What'd ya want me to do? Fire my sling-shot at them..?" -Maes Hughes (From Full Metal Alchemist)

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UR MOM!!!!

I gladly take a doller today for a pickal tomrrow!

Give a man a fish and you can feed Him for a day, but teach that same Man to use the internet and he won't Bother you for weeks!!!