Heavens afraid to take Me,
Hells afraid I'll take over!!!

Roses are Red
And they are Thorny
When I think of you Baby
I Get so.... Corny!!!! lol!!!

You're so fat that when you see a bus you yell Hey cops stop that twinky

Well your so fat that when you jump into the ocean you and the whales start singing We are family

*conversation between me and my brother

That is more pathetic than my game of marco polo with helen keller

family guy rock-x

You're a walking oxymoron...You can be a smart ass, and a dumbass..at the same time.

Everyone has photographic memory, some just don't have film.

i thought it was funny.
icon. enough said.

Don't you realize that without Edison, we'd all be watching tv by candlelight?

i thought it was funny.
got it off an icon

You dont have to stay young to stay immature

Its a good thing I got out of that place before I went crazy...

...Goodbye Sparkley Elves!!!

This lady walks into a library and asks if she can have a big mac and fries the librarian says ma'am this is a library and she goes oh in a{whisper} and says i want a big mac and fries