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SO...there's two blondes in Texas having a discussion. One goes to the other: "Which do you think is farther? Florida or the Moon?" The other replys with "Helllooo?? Can you see Florida???!!" |
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What do Michael Jackson and a PS2 have in common? They are both made of plastic and little kids turn them on! |
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How do you know when Micheal Jackson is home ?.... There is a tricycle in his driveway.... |
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What do you call a dog with no back legs? ...doesn't matter, he won't come antways... |
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What do you see when the pilsbury doughboy bends over??? doughnuts!!!! |
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What do you call a freezer full of blondes? Frosted flakes. |
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If Sting retires, would his name become Stung? |
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A-D-D its eazy as 1-2- whoa theres a bird!! |
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You say that anything is possible.... |
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Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life. So get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. |