Hold my purse while I kiss yo boyfriend

Im not a tease, just a reminder of what you cant have

Nukes are dangerous but they won't save you any money on car insurance.

It's one thing to see,
it's another to feel

"Horn if you're honky!"

~a bumper sticker

"Why must I always 'concentrate' on the orange juice bottle?"

~anonymous

Yeah, I know, life sucks...but it DOES guarantee a trip around the sun every 365 days!

I herd this on t.v.

*Nothin sweeter then playin a playa....or Nothin sweeter then pimpin a pimp.....lol*

Stab 'em... it makes you feel better.

Sorry i am away spinning on my chair...im here...im away...im here...im away
lol!
-not mine but i saw it and thought it was hilarious!