Wanna know something funny?
I fell and it hurt!

*lol got it from a avatar*

They say that violence doesn't solve anything...
Tell me ONE THING that violence can't solve!!!

What did the five fingers say to the face?....SLAP!!!*

You know how to make crack? Some flour, some bakingsoda and i think i tasted some cinnamin

Dave Chapelle: You! Do you know what dog food tastes like? Do ya? It tastes just like it smells.......delicious!

I don't mean to be the mack
But you need a Tic-Tac
Not a tic not a tac
But the whole dayum pack

I don't mean to be mean
But you need some listerine
Not a sip not a swallow
But the whole dayum bottle

Roses are red
Violets are black
Why is your chest just as flat as my back

If a raindrop was a kiss i'd send you showers if a hug was a minute i'd send you hours if a smile was water i'd send you the sea if you ever get lonley i'd send you me

Don't go there with me, Im one crazy mofo, I had to pop a cop, Cause he wasn't giving me my props back in Oak Town