Life Isnt a garden so stop being a *HOE*

I drown cereal in milk.
does that make me a cereal killer?

"Never lick a solid fuel rocket engine."

~my technology teacher, Mr. Ketcham

"I swear to drunk I'm not God!"

~a bumper sticker

"I never apologize. I'm sorry but that's just the way I am."

~Homer Simpson

"Stupidity is more than a state of mind. It is also a fruitcake."

~anonymous

"I am never wrong, I'm just unright."

~yours truly

Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me

not mine but its so true

CATS WILL RULE THE WORLD!!
Say that I've said it!

Guys are like pringles....once they pop the fun don't stop