Mmm....it's like an orge in my mouth

Whoever said anything was possible obviosly never tried slamming a revolving door

It takes 34 muscles to frown and only 4
muscles to stick up my middle finger and say F**k You!!

Silly faggot, dix are for chix

I pledge aligence to the flag
and that Micheal Jackson is a fag
he use to play with little toys
now he plays with little boys

***i didn't write this one, I read it on this dudes profile, I thought it was funny, so I posted it***

"Daddys fear me and mommys want me" - Coach Flores
Portland, TX
04/27/05

Before you criticize someone
walk a mile in there shoes
so that when you criticize them
u have their shoes and ur a mile away from them!!
hehehe

In the famous words of virgin mary.........cum again

Stop wishing on stars EVERYONE.... that's why my wishes aren't coming true! LOL

dont call me crazy cus im not crazy.....
im totally insane