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  • A skater boi broke mi heart so i broke his board

  • Music to me is away to express yourself
    rap, country, gospel, metal, rock
    People who write poem's that is other way to express yourself.
    But to me writing poem's are better because your mom can't yell at you for that.

    -Eva Catherine

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  • Windows is like the broken windows of the house. Anyone could spy and get into it.

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  • I feel like a cow running a marathon. I feel like everyone else is a cheetah just running ahead

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  • Did you know that Welch's says their juice is 100% real juice! But one of their flavored juices is banana! How the hell do you get juice out of a banana?

    by Brenda
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  • You are annoying me to the high heavens!

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  • \"That is enough my son. When you feed, you must hold back from the moment of death. You must never take the last drop or it will pull you in and you will die. Appreciate your prey.\"

    ~Marius from Queen of the Damned

    by Amelia
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  • I am on the trail of whoever stole my gumdrop buttons. They shall be punished severely.

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  • I made him skee skee skee like a water hose.

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  • Dear Santa,
    All I want for christmas are the names of the boys on your naughty list.

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