I'm a little teapot, short and stout, this is my bent arm, this is my spout. there's no medical name for what i've got. i'm partly human, partly a pot. *scatting*

Tattoos? you mean willingly allow the absorption of toxic ink deep inside my skin using an electric needle handled by some biker named Stabby Joe?!?

Spaz:
"oooh! i asked this old plastic lady in a box for my fortune! and she gave me a paper with pearls and kiwis and a list of lucky numbers! and i played the lottery with them! but lost! and now i don't know what to believe in anymore! "

Please go away, im allergic to losers ♥

Im just pretending to be a poser. ♥

Macy-"Remember sneakin Kyle into memas?"
Me-"Yeah , and you wouldn't stop laughin?"
Macy-"How could I , he sat in the closet 4 3 hours alone.."

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die

For sumone who always has something in there mouth .. you still find time to talk alot of Sh**

~*~kelley~*~

Im trying to find mister right
maybe it mite be to night
he may be cute
he may be funny
he also mite be smelly
but if he loves me and thats alright
cause the best love is the one who will fight for me.

Hold up
wait a minute
class of 06 is all up in it