If sex is a pain in the ass ur doing it wrong!

He loves me
He loves me not
He loves me
He loves me not
He loves me
He loves me not

Who cares? Lets go shopping..!

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems...

If practice makes perfect and no one is perfect; why practise?

IM AS TIRED AS A B I T C H AFTER SEX LOL

WhY gO tO HiGhScHoOL,
wHeN yOu cAn Go tO sChOoL HiGh?!

When life gives you lemons...eat the damn lemons!

Blow you guys I'm goin home
Snaga taga my butthole

I know ppl hate this..i do myself but please comment some of my poems...it will mean alot and i promise to return the favor....

Got a problem with me? fix it.
think i\\\\\\\'m trippin? tie my shoe.
can\\\\\\\'t stand me? sit down.
can\\\\\\\'t face me? turn the f *c k around.