If i had to choose between you and my dog, i would rather choose my dog because he doesn't need as much food as you do.

~ Best way to break silence: laugh like an idiot. People will notice you. ~

This actually happened too. We need to stop having moments like this, we are not on Hallmark.

Your biscuit, your beavage,
i see your cooter cleavage
your monkey, your muffin
you ain't hiding nothin'...

lmfao!

"Irony";
The opposite of "Wrinkly"

I'm a little LEO short and STRONG,
and you see I'm singing my song,
If you get me mad i will scream,
SO GO AWAY AND DON'T BE MEAN!

(goes to the rhythm of "I'm a Little Tea Pot" C= )

The world could use more people like me. people who burn stuff, kil things, and hate the french

Fridgina
i hate it when you write something on here
and forget to save it to something else
and when you go to submit it...
it either doesn't let you or you need to relog in
GAH
:'{

No, as a matter of fact you did not make love to my mom last night. Thanks

Atleast my grandma aint a golddigger!

When life seems heavy and doll, take a dump and you lighten up!