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  • The earth is moving around the sun at 67,000 miles per hour and it looks like you tried to stop it with your face.

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  • "Hey, don't insult the cereal!"

    by Bronte
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  • " Chocolate is the bext cure i think"

    - Jessica a sweedish back packer i met :)

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  • "So did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?"

    -Mike Newton

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  • In 2010
    The government will kill every mentally challenged person in the world
    My heart sank when I thought of you
    Run my retarded friend..
    Run!

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  • TeHe gun nd violens in video games are wht life would be like in gars of war 2. but 4 me i like CANDY LAND oh so much more. all rainbows and pie

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  • Who says im E v i l ?!
    I'm jus an innocent girl who likes having fun with torture
    That's all =) <3

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  • I AM A INSOMNIAC
    DAYDREAMING ABOUT
    SLEEP.

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  • Fighting with you is like a retard in the special olympics... if you win your still retarded

    by Stuart
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  • Life is so much easier when I keep my running mouth shut.

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