If a tree falls and nobody is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

Just write it down for me..... so I don't forget it.

Men should be put in cages and only brought out for women's enjoyment.

and i mean this in the nicest possible way.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum

Some girls are like toilets... either their occupied or their full of shit. lol

I find that whenever I take a crap I am mooning the toilet.

Good girls go to heaven
bad girls go down

Billie Joe is my GOD!!!!!!

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
-anonymous