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  • Being on time is a bore, skipping is so much fun, detention sucks, but I'm almost done.

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  • I am like a visa card, i am excepted every where!

    by Isis
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  • Your stupidity level is as high as your pants!!!

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  • Just when i was getting used to yesterday along came today.

    by cindy
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  • Peewee's pee weed hehe

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  • "I cant sleep, CLOWNS might eat me!"

    by gerber
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  • My name is Caroline but i'm not Caroline that's just my name

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  • Happy birthday to me.
    I like what I see!
    There’s plenty of junk food,
    and presents are free!

    by Jax
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  • They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

    by Brenda
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  • Id punch you but shit splatters

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