I aint looking at you no more
im looking past you!!!

I'm a stripper, so.........what do YOU do for a living???

A real man wouldn't ask you if you wear a thong, he would go shopping for them with you.

hahaha :P -Just thought of it...

Some people are alive just because it's against the law to kill them

Did anyone hear about that one chick who set her cell phone on vibrate and used it as a d*ldo? Now that's just plain sad.

You look at me with those big brown eyes

and all that runs through my mind is

GOD DAMN IT YOUR UGLY!!!

Dont Touch What You Cant Afford!

Wanna touch my swizzel?

(inside joke)

Ever get the feeling that the evil monkeys are staring at YOU???

Garth: si senorita
Kate: muy bein
Garth: gosh, you're that dumb?
Kate: um.......SALSA!!!