Silence is golden and duct tape is silver.

Green Day is like sex.
When they're good, they're really good.
And when they're bad....
they're still pretty da/\/\n good!

Stop asking Oprah what to do, get on ur knees, and pray

I LOVE PICKLES AND GRAPES AND APPLES!!!!!!!!!L-M-F-A-O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I was young I played with toys;
Now that Im older, I play with boys..

Say this REALLY loud:

"I like Mike Hawk"

hahaha!!!

He he he told by a girl n i was right the world dose not revolve sroun u i was cryin but u didnt cause it so just pull your head outta your ass long enough to notice other people

I always thought a man can never get pregnant until that is i met you. you've proved me wrong NOTHING is IMPOSSIBLE.

*had a situation with a total jerk who looked like he was pregnant

Why do people say nothing is impossible? so if anything is possible then men can get pregnant?

Abcdlsd gummy vears are chasing me one is red one is blue one juts stole my freakin shoe abcdlsd look what crack has done to me

love ya bunches sarah