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  • Go wild, buy a thong
    drink bacardi all night long
    get stoned, smoke some pot
    screw the guy you think is hot
    mud wrestle, rock a roll
    Party hard, smoke a bowl
    Life is great, sex is heaven
    We are the CLASS OF 2007!!!!

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  • Maybe I am, and maybe I AM!!!
    -Willy Van Wiggers

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  • I found a cookie! there's another one! and another! cookie cookie cookie!

    ~my sis said this when eating cookies in cream icecream~

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  • Dont confuse a blond...especially if they dont know they're confused!

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  • I am a marmott and i will sit on that rock and sleep all day in the sun!

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  • I like suckers..they make me happy and help my throat

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  • Super man saves the day!!!

    lol~i still cant believe he plowed u over alisha and he still caught the frisbee!!! lol

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  • Just because I flirt, doesnt mean I'm a ho, unlike most girls, I learn to say "no"..

    by Jasmine
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  • "once you have read this quote in the end you will have realized that you have succesfully wasted your time"
    RP-2005

    by ryan39
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  • There are three kinds of people in this world...those who are good at math and those who aren't

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