Two wrongs don't make a right
but three rights make a left!!

Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?....LoL

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?......LoL

This is soo my quote....(but I did not make it up)

I'm not a B*T*H...

I just have low BULLSH*T tolerance

God really must have liked calories 'cause he made a lot of 'em!

It's okay to talk to yourself as long as you dont answer yourself.

"School is practice, practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect so why practice?"
Billie Joe Armstrong

Me and you are great friends.
You cry, I cry. You fight I fight.
You jump off a bridge...i'm gonna miss your azz.

Why is Cinderella a fairytale? Any idiot could lose their shoe!