Other Funny Quotes

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  • Im like a superhero only with out motivation and super powers

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  • How now brown cow!

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  • "Eternal damnation or cookie dough? COOKIE DOUGH!" -Adara

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  • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    You come to my office
    And you know what to do...

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  • My dad wants me to be a carpenters dream, never been laid and flat as a board.

    by Carolyn
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  • The reason this door is locked is the same reason people don't knock!

    by Kelli
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  • Fighting for peace is like fu**ing for virginity!!

    by Kristen
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  • If life was fair then we wouldn't have politics.

    by Sheri
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  • I got an .F. and a .C. i got a .K. too now all thats missing is a b|tch like .U.

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  • Got monkey balls?
    :) :) :0 :8

    by keisha
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