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  • If quiz is quizical,
    What is test?

    by Rich G
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  • Jill:So I guess you dont have anything to say about that one do you?

    Jack:If I needed a CUM back i would have gottin it from your lips!

    *lol, i got it from a friend, and i thought it was funny*

    by Krystal
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  • If McDonalds always wants to see u smile...then y do they alwayz mess up ur order?!?!???

    by Nevaeh
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  • Just because you have one, doesnt mean you have to act like one

    by Trish
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  • Your momma is sooo ugly the last time she got a peice of a** was when her hand slipped through the toilet paper.

    by ~#~tHe TeArS bEhInD tHe MaSk~#~
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  • "Like all fish are sharks but not all sharks are fish."
    ~D

    by Ali
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  • " Good News! I've decided not to kill u!"
    -Stewie Griffin

    by Danielle Gagnon
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  • Mr. Smith: "Ok, next geography question."
    Juliana: "Yes."
    Mr. Smith: "Tokyo is a major city in what country?"
    Juliana: "China!"
    *snicker*snicker*
    Juliana: "What?"

    by theRookienamedKate
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  • ~+~Jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. Silly jill forgot the pill and now they have a son~+~

    by ~*~ViRgIn_SuIcIdE~*~
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  • Dorks will someday rule the world!

    by *~vampire tears~*
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