** my fav of my mates stupid things to say... this was in geography last year...**

"what do zebra's eat? dont they eat monkey's??"

**dont worry girl i still love you**

Have you ever been to aspen?
it will make your a-$-$ spin! :-)

Brittany spears and my computer have something in common there both cheap white and plastic

Sometimes I forget what I was going to say like yesterday when..............

From Taxi-
Hey whats the ball of yarn doing in the fridge?

I thought it was okay to talk to myself... untill I told myself a joke I'd never heard before.

Give a penny. Take a penny. If you need more than five pennies, get a job.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

HAHA

1st chance-I blew it
2nd chance- I blew it
3rd chance- I...blew him

Youre as fake as that padded bra your wearing!