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  • As you take this test today I offer you all a little advice R.D.Q and R.D.A— Read the Damn Question and Read the Damn Answer.

    by Ralfy
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  • I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.

    by Shauna
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  • OOH you talk shit. How about a nice cold glass of shut the hell up? And if you like that I'll open a can of Whoop ass!!!!

    by Kaetaj
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  • Sometimes I get so angry that I want to light him on fire but I wouldn't do that cause I love him and I can't cause that would be illegal..hahaha :)

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  • Drama doesn't follow me...
    It rides on my back

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  • No i didn't trip. i was just testing gravity. (it still works)

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  • At 5 minutes & 6 seconds after 4am on the 7th August this year it will be 04:05:06 07-08-09. This won't happen again until year 3009

    LOL not mine, ppl ave 2 much spare time to work these things out!

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  • I am Jug Girl! Stopping crime, two boobs at a time..... -ENE-

    by Jenna
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  • Angry people just need hugs
    ( Or Sharp Objects)

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  • Drink sensibly...

    Don't spill any!

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