Where there's a will - I want to be in it :0)

Why do they say sex after marriage is ok but before it, its not?
Say,
If you murder someone, before marriage its wrong, BUT If you murder after marriage its still wrong! What are they teaching us?!

I said im sleepy, not slow.

(inside joke. kinda.)

I could sing you a song of laughter.
I could sing you a song of sorrow.
But if I sang you a song,
and you din't sing along.
You can say goodbye to tomorrow. =3

That knife that sword that gun that war.

~ ADDHD: ADD High Definition. ~

Me and my friend made this one up, and sometimes, even we wonder where we get this stuff.......

Good girls are bad girls that don't get caught. =]

I see you liked your first chin so much you decided to add another..

Spill all the soda.. wash away the water.. throw away the wine.. forget about the beer.. and bring out the liquor and we'll have ourselves a cheer!

Turkey's are the funniest birds, God must have been drunk when he made them.