Little my puffet
Sat on her tuffet
Smoking a bong all day
Along came a spider
And light up beside her
And took her big bong away

The itsy bitsy spider
Light up his joint last night
Sniffed up the cocaine
And wiped the dealer dry
Out came the pot leafs
And filled up all the bongs
And the its bitsy spider
Light up his bong again

What the DUCK?

God is coming and boy, is she pissed!

My mother never noticed the irony when she called be a son of a *****.

If I could be any color in the world I would be a dark color since it gets chose the most.

People come up to me and ask me if I believe in forever. And I can`t help but sit back and laugh because, with the way my life is going, I don`t even believe in tomorrow.

TIMMY STOP IT TIMMY STOP HITTING ME TIMMY

-me and my friend were talking and for some reason she said that and i thought it was really funny-

Don't be silly - Wrap up your willy!

Do your bit to clean the streets. Kill a chav!