Other Funny Quotes

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  • I'm naked under here!
    *Peter's shirt*

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  • Guys are players,
    thats a fact,
    So don't fall in love,
    just play them back!

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  • SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW, (so don't tell Scotty) shhhhh..........

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  • Don't be too serious about life, its not like you're gettin' out alive.

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  • Glitter covered squirrels are the $hit and they taste good in chocolate or vanilla cough i like chocolate

    by derek
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  • I want you to devirginis my thighs

    by amanda
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  • I'm in my own little world, It's OK, people know me here.

    by Carolyn
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  • Do you know what sunglasses are for? The government says they're to protect your eyes from the sun, but I know the the truth, they're to protect you from the CIA, thats right the CIA. Just think abuot it next time you go outside.

    by Carolyn
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  • "Is stomping really the answer yo your problem?" "No, it's just my motion."

    by Nathan
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  • Little Bow peep
    Sniffed lines of her sheep
    And didn't no how to bake them
    So she left them alone
    And they got high on there own
    And snorted some coke all day

    by jen
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