Do I look like a shopping item to u?
Cuz u sure r checking me out!

Best friend
If i go to jail a friend will be there to bail you out but a best friendwill bethere to say that was fun lets do it agin.

Okay kiddies! Remember: Fat people are harder to kidnap.

Me and my friends used to do this in class when we got REALLY bored, you should try it some time...

ok heres what you do, just say naked after everything the teacher says

sounds corny, but it can get very funny if you are bored enough

Sex is like air...
It's not important until ur not gettin any!!

Wot?ur mama is wot?fat ?ohhh ur mama is soooo thin i mean fat tht she pisd her pants bcause it was too tight 4 her thighs

I Wanna Lock U In My Bedroom, Close Da Curtains, Shut Da Light, Get Unda Da Bed Sheets: So I Can Show U My New Glow In Dark Watch

This is what can be fun doing something u love is the way to live life lol we all should know that right!!!!

*Sings*
"My poke'mon bring all the boys to the yard, they're like "Do ya wanna trade cards?" Damn right I wanna trade cards, I can beat you, I got Charizard."

I streaked through the Caferteria! lol