FURRY FOOL!

Me: I need something fruity
Arthur: CALL JAIRO!!

(Jairo is this one guy that is extremly gay, it's just so freakin obvious)

A-B-C-D-E-F-G gummy bears are chasing me - red one purple one white one too FOOCK the green one ate my shoe !! .. i\'ll be back after i catch that lil sod!!!

Hell froze over! lets go melt it! *grabs blow torch* "what are you doing?" *throws blow torch into closet* "Nothing Mom!"

"Oh My God! you're like a fricken' boomerang! I throw you away and you just keep coming back!"

Normal
People
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Scare
Me!!!!!

Florida
University

( look at the first letter of each word )

You have to take the higway to the realworld there are no back roads

Dont judge a man by his B O X E R S
it's whats I N S I D E of them that counts!

Men are like chocolate...you get them in bars, they go straight for your hips, and they never last long enough to satisfy you!