A little bit of pain never hurt anyone

Its better to have loved and lost if you know a good hitman

Cheeky byarch Michael jackson is INNACENT!!!...(No offense)

For every new banana use a new condom

this ones for you gurly

Poestry, I hate poetry!
If our friend Franky likes poetry, we like poetry! Oh, poetry! I thought you said.....liver...
From an episode of Boy Meets World

I'm not talking to you untill my demands are met. I want a giraffe!

*~I am in shape....round is a shape..~*

lol my grandma has a sign like that in her office and i love it and wanted to share it

Before you critisise someone,
walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you critisise
them, you're a mile away and in
their shoes!

The Only Thing Sexier than a FORD Truck is the Cowboy that Drives it!!!

Love, peace and if you work at KFC chicken greese

duck duck goose ur it