Mary had a little lamb she also had a duck she put them on the table to see if they would....................fall off

Roses are Red, Violet's are Blue
Sugar is Sweet, and so are You
The Roses are wilted, the Violets are dead
The Sugar Bowl is Emety, just like your Head

Sorry to tell you this...but there is just no way to fix ...stupid

Look! It's the leaning tower of Sharpie!

(said by my ex bf Dakota while stacking markers)

*****VIRGINATY can be CURED*****

;\ Im not lazy
I just don't CARE ;\

For girls it's chicks before dix
but for guys it's also chicks before dix, so when do guys come first?

A sucka a day keeps a hooka away

Some people call it lazy....but i just call it inactive at the moment

No Glove No Love