Your nice curves your beautifull color the way you run is what makes you perfect, GOD I LOVE MY CAR!

\"when people say whats a matter cat got your toung, every so often i sometimes think that those people mean it.\"

Your moms so small she went golfing an they thought she was the ball.

Apple juce is good,but to me orange juice is better,so i say what the heck, LETS MIX UM TOGEATHER! :D

Does it bug anyone else that people ask what time it is when there's a clock 5 inches away from them???

Friends are just stranger that have not been alienated yet

I'm just going to roll around on the floor for a little bit, kay??

--Don't be mad when someone calls you a wh()re--

--Wh()res get PAID!! ;-)--

If guys were made outta chocolate, there'd be no more heartbreak.

Shroom mates wanted!