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  • A,B,C,D,L,S,D
    Gummybears are after me
    One is red
    One is blue
    One just stole me freaking shoe
    A,B,C,D,L,S,D
    Look what crack has done to me.

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  • What di u call a lady with one leg shorter then the other???

    Eileen...

    ( I Lean)

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  • Like what u see???
    call 1800-YOU-WISH
    lol

    by Karla
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  • NO, YOU MAY NOT POKE MY EYES OUT AND MAKE LOVE TO MY SKULL

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  • YOU JUST JELOUSE BECUZ SHE CAN GET ANY GUY SHE PLEASES AND YOU CAN ONLY GET A GUY IF YOU ON YOU KNEES!!

    by amanda
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  • Size does matter
    it is like water entering you home
    the bigger the pipe
    the better the service

    by Ashley
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  • I'm gonna kick you in the cell phone!

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  • I heart you!

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  • Hay is for horses
    Better for cows
    Bend-over and I'll show you how

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  • If life gives you lemons ask them if you can have limes to then combine them bouth an plant them so they can grow in to delicious icy cold lemon lime sodas..mmm..mmm..good!!

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