It is so easy for me to quite smoking
I had done it many times

I'm the type of girl that will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Evil squirrels Eated my Cookies!!!

Little sister- *in da pool.* omg its gonna rain!
me- so?
little sister- i dnt wanna get wet !

*- true convo. as yu can see my lil sister is a funny lil creature. lol

My dad- *driving. opens a soda & takes a sip
my lil sister- daddy! stop! i heard on da news ssomeone went to jail bcuz yu arent allowed to drink & drive

*- true convo . lol

If quizzes are quizzical,
what are tests?

Let's play cartenpter
first we get hammered then I nail you

All men have bolloks and all men can talk

therefore - all men talk bolloks

- Qi

He said he makes it rain.
i said boy stop you can't even make it sprinkle :)

It wasnt untill id packed myself inside the tent
that i realised id done somthing wrong