If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Smile . . . the best thing you can give. free and originally yours!

"One more chip then I'm done." Ya my mother says that too. Then she finishes the bag.

Is that a mirror in ur pocket?

cuz i can see me in your pants! =]

This... Is... The best.... Drink EVAR!!!!

"You hurt my eggo!" (Inside joke...hahaha Brittney...XD)

Kid: Hey Snoopy. I'm bringing sexyback!
Snoopy: B**ch please.

Hello.
I am the Happiness Fairy.
I've sprinkled happy dust on you.
So smile dammit!
This sh*t is expensive!

It is so easy for me to quite smoking
I had done it many times

I'm the type of girl that will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.