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  • By faithfully working eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.
    ~Robert Frost

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  • Clicket or ticket
    ( my sister always says this cuz have your seatbelt on or get a ticket)

    by MEMI
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  • Not only does it float my boat, it sinks the rest.

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  • I believe in compulsory cannibalism. If people were forced to eat what they killed, there would be no more wars.
    -Abbie Hoffman

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  • "we had gay robbers last night, they broke in and rearranged the furniture."

    by reaper
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  • Bring bring whos that
    o god here we go
    hi jim
    blablabla
    got 2 go beeeeep

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  • Never argue with an idiot, because they'll bring you down to there level...and beat you at it.

    by Shauna
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  • I am The H.B.I
    Hot body Investagation
    and your at the top of my list

    i'm going to have to ask you to asume
    the position

    by kasey
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  • We are old enough to know the rules by now
    but still to young to care

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  • I bet you were expecting something deep.

    by Leo
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