Well the joke seemed to be funnier when it was on YOU

Short shorts are a panter's best friend.

"That's hott" -Paris Hilton-

"I dont hate you because your fat, your fat because I hate you"

WHY DO MEXICANS ONLY TIE ONE SHOE? BECAUSE ON DA BOTTOM OF DA SHOE IT READS “ TAIWAN ”.
JJAJA LOL

U KNOW WHY MEXICANz WALK AROUND SCHOOL ALL BAD LIKE THEY OWN IT? BECAUSE THEIR DAD BUILT IT AND THEIR MOM CLEANS IT. JAJAJAJA

Pin the Tail on the Monkey

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

I dont like your shirt take it off

*somethin i told a guy*

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'Mother In Law', they come out 'Woman Hitler'?