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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings |
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When you walk into a room |
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If I could be your punk rock princess, You could be my garage band King. |
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If God didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out of meat. |
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Boy are like storms they come go!!!!!LoL |
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When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation. |
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If God gave me lemons, I would complain because I like oranges! |
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When in doubt, just pout! |
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I was so hungry that my hunger ate itself away! |
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I always tell the truth, except for right now. |