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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car |
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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. |
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings |
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When you walk into a room |
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If I could be your punk rock princess, You could be my garage band King. |
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If God didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out of meat. |
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Boy are like storms they come go!!!!!LoL |
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When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation. |
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If God gave me lemons, I would complain because I like oranges! |
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When in doubt, just pout! |