I'm so black you can't see me in the dark...you...call this ...a disability.....I call it your downfall!!!!

I am never on time...I am always early.

Im the s h i t so take a whiff.

Haters are actually one of our lovers bcuz they think about us all the time

When life gives you lemons throw it back bcuz it could have given you money

Waiting for the right guys takes too much time thats why you flirt with the wrong ones first

People are so boring....thats why they're reading this now! hhahha

If people say your ugly just say your a pretty gorilla

Boys are like homework, they are so hard to understand

Your such a fun hater