You're not ugly! Just see it as you being a beautiful monkey :)

Kate: Hmmm where's my penis?
Kirst: iuno
Kate: Oooo, He's coming

I call my boyfriend my penis

Ashleigh: *Trys on Kates glasses* Woah yooh'r blind
Kate: No i'm not I just can't see

Ha ha ha he fell cause he was being a smart ass

I'm sry all but calgirl is gettin all her quotes from another website I do see she does cedit some ppl and sum she doesnt it isnt right just to let ya know

"old people are cool"
[insider] lol

How to keep an idiot busy for about 5 seconds? Well, like this

Im sicker than sars
higher than mars
and i treat my B**tch like an atm card!

mac dre.

I tried to get the Facebook-Newsfeeder-thingy to say "Lee Beaver is no longer interested in women." but it didn't work, and you can't be in a relationship with Gandhi, or Satan....Facebook is so biased towards my people!
-Beaver

Hey do you own a chicken coop? Bcz you're really good at raising a cock.

--Mah friend Nick said that to me on the bus!