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Well, I hope you don't misunderstand me, I'm just flirting with you :) |
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Whoever determined that a 1-inch candy bar should be called "fun sized" should really re-evaluate their standards for entertainment. |
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(._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) ... Because...That's how I roll... |
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I like scrolling through my apps really fast. It feels like the big wheel on the "price is right" |
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I added a tuxedo to my disaster supply kit ... I want to look like the most important person to save. |
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Can't brain; Got the dumb. |
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Dear Dora, how in the hell did do you get that tiny shirt to fit over your big head...Sincerely, thats physically impossible! |
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I've mastered the art of not giving a fcuk while simultaneously caring way too much |
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Just before the breath of life left him and all the world mourned, the Shepherd looked upon his flock from his elevated place and whispered, "I'll be back." |
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. |