Other Funny Quotes

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  • In the words of Jen "It's not like I FREKIN TOUCH MEHSELF!!!"

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  • If your the shit when people you dont know hate you...
    Then i must be the biggest piece of shit in the world.

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  • Id rather be hated for someone i am then loved for someone im not
    -kurt cobain

    i know this isnt my quote but its one of my favorites

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  • If your friend is truly a friend you shouldnt have to lie they will do it for you

    by Andre
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  • Play by the rules
    and you'll miss all the fun

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  • Seriously, sex is like pizza; even when its bad, its still pretty darn good!

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  • Make-Over?
    Hun....You Need To Be Run Over! <3

    by Kiera
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  • "If life hands you lemons, DONT share with anyone else!"

    by Liz
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  • I feel like chalk. Whether to draw with it on walls or to eat it I haven't quite decided.

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  • "Old people are like toilet paper.
    They die, and then more come."

    -Drea. <3

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