When life hands you lemons,
ask for tequila and salt.

Friendship is like peeing your pants.
everyone can see it,
but only u can feel the true warmth

Friends are like condoms.
they protect you when things get hard. =]]

Yeah were the kind of rebels that would...
OPEN THE WRONG SIDE OF THE POPCORN BAG

Ignorance killed the cat, sir.
Curiosity was framed.

A clean room is the sign of a wasted life ** haa haa then ive never wasted a second**

"When life gives you cucumbers, fck them." =)

My brother taught me to go down the street... Not across.

I can only please one person a day... and you're not that person, tomorrow's not looking that good either.

If yew are what yew eat,
then yew CLEARLY devoured a fat man!
=]