How to keep an idiot busy for about 5 seconds? Well, like this

Im sicker than sars
higher than mars
and i treat my B**tch like an atm card!

mac dre.

I tried to get the Facebook-Newsfeeder-thingy to say "Lee Beaver is no longer interested in women." but it didn't work, and you can't be in a relationship with Gandhi, or Satan....Facebook is so biased towards my people!
-Beaver

Hey do you own a chicken coop? Bcz you're really good at raising a cock.

--Mah friend Nick said that to me on the bus!

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

:D Not sure where this came from, but I didnt make this up.

" You are like a pretzel......dry and twisted!" LOL!

***I came up with it in math class!

Son, someday you will make a girl very happy for a short period of time. Then she'll leave you and be with new men who are ten times better than you could ever hope to be. These men are called musicians.

How do you nail jello to a tree????

It's all gravy in the navy, Good in the hood, where the elves build shelves.

by; my boyfriend De'Angelo

"Sweet like a Georgia Peach but RARE like a Blue Pear!"