Other Funny Quotes

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  • “Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!”
    not mine

    by Debra
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  • All ur friends say
    oh yeah i can get her
    in ur dreams my dear i can do better!!

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  • Geeks are the people with the most freak

    hehe i like this one

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  • Boyz r lik snow storms
    u dont no hw long der gunna be
    or when ther comeing or going

    by frances
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  • A B C D E F G,
    Gummi bears are after me
    One is red and one is blue,
    the yellow one just stole my shoe.

    by Lullaby
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  • Left Left Left Right Left ...
    Left Left Left Right Left...
    Your shoes are shiny
    Your belt is tight
    Your balls are swinging from left to right.
    Left Left Left Right Left
    Left Left Left RIght left.

    by Ashlee
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  • Your Village called for you, they said they're missing there idiot.

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  • Tie my shoes
    Go to school
    Go to Bed
    What next to do
    *hmmm...*
    All over again the next day

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  • Love me and I'll love you
    hug me and I'll hug you too but
    leave me alone
    and I'll haunt you the rest of your life

    by N8
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  • Brick Wall, waterfall, girl u think u know it all u dont i do so splash out that addittude!!

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