.....i can't live without you...i'm dying to feel you at night...sweat is drippin down my body...i want you...i need you...come on air conditioner work.....

I always find I run faster when I pretend to be an aeroplane

H3y iim s0 c00l 3v3n ii waNNa b3 m3

Teachin mii frnd how 2 play scrabble:
me: u cant put uni all the way up there ... connect it with ears
fernando: wtf ... what is "uni's"!!!!????
me: lmao... two!!!!!!

........because uni means one ............

Sam i am a rappin sam lol

Next time you have butterflies in your stomach put a frog in your throat to eat all the butterflies. :)

Guy with hole in pocket feel cocky all day

AMYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

srry inside joke
jk nikki jk

B: wet down the paper towel so it goes in easier... and soap it up

(famous bathroom quote)

B: i think a paper towel might work... no seriusly just hear me out

(famous bathroom quote)