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Have a cough, go home tonight eat a whole lot of ex-lax and tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough |
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I havent reported my credit cards to the police , becuz whoever stole them is spending less money than my wife |
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If everything seems to be going very well , then you obviously miss sumthing |
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If an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, then why aren't we training more guide dogs? |
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Two guys were walking down the street when they saw a dog on the sidwalk licking himself, one guy turns to the other n says "i wish i could do that" and the other man says "well u cuud try but i bet hed bite ya" |
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"shes like a tube of lipstick sweating gin.." |
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There is only one thing wrong with those cookies, they're all gone. |
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Im not a retard... |
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I MAY NOT BE MISTER RIGHT BUT I'LL F**K YOU TILL HE GETS HERE. |
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Winning is not important |