You see they named her betty.
all they did with her was play.
they'd use their fingers to mess with her
and leave her the next day.
lucky for her
she was a made for all that,
she's a rubix cube,
colored & flat.
(true story. :)

When life ends i want you to be there by my side forever
my heart will always be yours baby

Dont drink water fish have sex in it

If it's a goodbye,,
Then tell me,,
Coz i dont want to get it wrong when i think,, it's just another one of your little white lies,,
</3

My reflexes are so good, I start crying 2 minutes before they hit me.

"Conquest is made of the ashes of one's enemies."

-starscream

I wish I had a penis… they look like good poking tools XD

We're all figments of someone else's over active imagination

Falling, Falling, Falling...

Ah shit. I really can't fly.

Lola:I can't hear, I'm telling you.
Heidi:why?
Lola:I'll be deaf & dumb.
Heidi:Well, you can always say "What, I can't hear you...."

_hella funny!
conv between me & my bffl =]