Friends don't let friends drive a ford!

Ashes to ashes; dust to dust; if it werent for our Fords our tools would rust!

When the fork eats the spoon and the knife stabs the face of the plate, dinner is over

Wash Out!!!!!!

(Trying to tell my boyfriend to watch out cuz there was some ladies in the street but accidentaly said that)

Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.

2+2= HEY LOOK! ..A CHICKEN!!!!

"My sister's so hairy she can make a wookie say WOAH."- GABE lmao your so mean 2 yur sister

I'd kill ya but I'd have to do all that hard work of shoving your lifeless body into a blender...

-Me

Their coming! The idiots are coming! Everyone hide before they force you into idiocy!

I didn't write this...it MIGHT have been another quote on here...meh...

Today I'm going to talk to you all about schizophrenia. Schizophrenia is a very serious dis--Aw, I don't want to hear about schi--SHUT UP! LET THE MAN SPEAK!!