My bike--the only thing that hasnt failed in my life...............damn, there goes the brakes! Well at least im still breathing.........................uh-ohhhh!

Drugs are bad mm kay?

Heck yes

Hip hop
flipty flop
off your rocker
and over the top
life's a fiction
and then you die
so put on some creedence
and let's get high

"You come over to my house and drink my Kool-Aid like you actually care."

"Life sucks, when your spoon is to big."

"Please tell your pants it's not polite to point."

"Would you like to come to a pants party?"

A mans best friend is their dog, their car, and of course their hand!!!!!! lol

I know some people that knows some people that robs some people

(starsky and hutch..)