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  • He who argues with a fool is a fool. So don't argue with me.

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  • "The essay isn't THAT bad ... let's just say if it was a dog, you'd shoot it"

    - Said by my Sociology teacher

    by Emma
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  • She said "JUST KILL ME" & I said "Give me a gun." =)

    by Heidi
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  • ATTENTION!

    The aliens are abducting
    The hottest and sexiest people alive.

    Don't worry,
    You're safe..

    I just want to tell you goodbye.

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  • I wish my lawn was emo so it would go and cut itself

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  • You Laugh, I laugh
    You cry, I cry
    You jump off a bridge i go save your crazy self!!!!

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  • Ur lookin at perfectionand it aint u!

    by rhizzyy
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  • Save a cow...
    Eat a vegeterian

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  • I'm not crazy...i'm just stupid

    -Abbey Jones

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  • Next time someone gives you an ugly face..... give one right back thats ten time worse

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