-True trollers should know how to do the troll face

I'm self- centered, but don't like an audience.

There goes my changes of being a centerpiece.

I'm spewing my raw guts with these quotes, don't say ewww, but stand back.

"He has a sense of humor ....
but it's only a sense"

A good poem writer always knows when its best to climax

If you leave your children behind, pay your child support on time.

That awkward moment when a rapist picks up a hitch hiking serial killer.

Killer: Turn down that dark road.
Rapist: I was planning on it.

"I like the way this girl operates! She showed me her butt before she shows me her face! Is she a stripper?"
~ Onizuka (Great Teacher Onizuka)

"That painting is large and unattractive. It reminds me of your mother." ~ Richard Moore speaking to his daughter (Detective Conan)

I need breakfast! If I were any more hungry right now, Brad and Angelina would adopt me.