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  • We didn't invite you. Our car was full, then you'd have to take your own, and then you'd want someone to ride with you. "Who wants to ride with her...?"
    ..."No one!"
    So yeah, it's just better that you didn't go... :)

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  • "Bubbly"
    by: Colbie Calait

    The orgasm song!

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  • Havin fun in the sun getin laid in the shade

    lol not mine but this is great to do

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  • Everyone does stupid things in high school! It's like a requirement or something...

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  • Two thick to be 4gottem
    Two sexy to be missed
    Two crazy need a crowd
    Two loud making sounds
    Two real to be fack soo
    bit** dont stop to hate

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  • DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL
    HATE ME BECAUSE YOUR BOYFRIEND THINKS
    SO....

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  • A CUTE GUY CAN OPEN MY EYES
    A SMART GUY CAN OPEN MY MIND
    ONLY A LOVING GUY CAN OPEN MY HEART.

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  • Deff. of B****when guys say it....
    Being
    In
    Total
    Control of
    Him.....:)

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  • ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE
    GOD MADE ME PRETTY..
    BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU??

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  • If you feel lonely and sad, you just need to laugh. How? Face the mirror!

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