I Just Moved You To The Top Of My "To - Do List"
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~FountainsOfBlood

Sometimes me think, "What is friend?" And then me think, "Friend is what last chocolate chip cookie is for." -Cookie Monster

Having an attack dog trained to keep people out of the bathroom could be a lot of fun =P

ELLO!
POOP:)

YOU SHOULD PUT A CONDOM OVER YOUR HEAD.
iF YOUR GONNA ACT LiKE A Di*K,
YOU MiGHT AS WELL LOOK LiKE ONE TOO.
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- TO DiEGO
THiS WASNT MADE BY ME

Their was a condom and a tampon
the condom said "you always mess up my buisness for 5 days dont you!"
the tampon then said. . . "yeah but when you screw up, i loose my job for 9 months!"

OMG! whats that thing growing on your neck? oh...its just your face.

I know this sounds mean...but...can you drown a fish?And if so do you drown it with air or water?It sounds so mean!

In 2009 the government will start killing all mentally challenged people.

I started crying when I thought of you.

Run, my little retard friend, run.

"cars will not have intercourse on this bridge."