When disaster strikes...RUN!!!

~Heaven doesn't want me. And Hell is afraid ill take over~

Stupidity is not a crime ur free to go

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How did they come up withthe name Chicken Soup for a book?

You should walk a mile in someone's shoes before you citize them therefour your a mile away and you have there shoes

"i cant walk that line officer but i sure can sniff it."

Always make sure your dress is longer than ur tampon string

This isn't mine i herd it from someone but i thought it was funny so yeah

"WiNk WiNk SmIlE NoD NoD

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Dogs, good for only one thing.
Eating my homework.