Apologizing is better than getting the crap beaten out of you!

Confucious say: he who sits on couch, is vegetable.

Confucious say: he who lift up sick child is under the influenza.

Confucious say: he who stands on toilet is high on pot.

YOUR MOM!!!!

HAS A;;;;;

PENIS!!!!!!

You Make It Rain,
I Make It SHOWER!!

lmao

[i had my little moment here lmfao]

After a year of therapy my psychitrest said "well maybe life isn't for everyone"

Dean: "I'm Batman."
Sam: "Yeah...You're Batman..."

--Supernatural.

Clerk: "May I help you, miss?"
Me: "Yeah, I'm looking for a Valentine's card - the mushier the better."
Clerk: "Valentine's Day was 12 days ago."
ME: "I know, that's why the mushier, the better."

Behind evey b**ch....is a MAN that made her that way!!!